Saturday, August 12, 2006

BOOBS IN USA

Food for thought. Just my vague rant. I'll get more specific in upcoming posts.

Monday, July 31, 2006

MIDDLE EAST MADNESS

lionsgrrr1's Xanga Site: "ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH COMMON SENSE
The big balls mystery has been solved for me by mundanejane. She noted:
'I think the explanation is simple. The store managers put the balls where little kids can not reach them therefore they will not be playing with the giant ball throughout the store. That is unless some idiot adult hands a giant ball to one of the kids.'
Isn't it great when you get someone else's point of view that makes you say 'Aha!'? That makes sense. But now I wonder even more about why how the supermarket buyers came upon these balls in the first place! What was the draw? Did they say 'We must have those balls!' 'Those balls will make us richer!' 'Our customers crave and desire big balls in their carts to take home.'
Yes it's Monday, last day of July. Yet another page from the calendar torn off. I opened with this illustration about thinking. Mundanejane showed me a logical explanation and I felt gratified. The light went on in my head. BLINK!
Now why can't the Israelis and the Palestinians see that light too? I heard on the news yesterday that the bombing in the Middle East has grown so fierce that Jewish and Arab kids are jammed into the evacuation shelters together. The CHILDREN. I put them in all caps because they are the most innocent victims. And their minds are corrupted by their parents STUPID BELIEFS. Jews are not the 'chosen people' GOD never said any such thing. He created all of us. No one was singled out as having preferential treatment. Circumstance and drive is what makes one person rich and another poor.
So what kind of thinking is going on there? 'Die! Die! Die!, We will rain these tons of metal explosives upon your buildings, they will explode and kill you all, your men, your women, your children, your babies, your pets, FUCK YOU! D"

Friday, July 14, 2006

SEX

Is it a compulsion? Is it the driving force? Is it the meaning of life? I am constantly wrestling with this in my mind. Apparently from the abundance of materials blatantly promoting it on television, in movies, in magazines, on billboards, in newspaper ads, on your Vcast phone, and in any other media I have neglected to mention. From the subtle, like a woman wearing a shirt with the top couple of buttons undone showing that hint of cleavage, to the blatant, like unsolicited pics of some guy's dick that he emails you because he knows it turns you on.
Face it folks, right after puberty sets in, you are done for. Our makers, (Zeus, God, Jesus, Allah, The Force, Vishnu, Buddha, Fred, Mattel, whomever you believe created us) encoded this built-in software on our DNA (dioxyribonucleic acid) that makes us want to engage in sexual intercourse, they even rewarded us with that nifty little dopamine kick at the end, commonly referred to as orgasm. How thoughtful of our creators eh?
But again, the TIME factor must be considered. Does sex occupy your thoughts constantly? Does it cloud your judgement? Do you control it or does it control you? Is it the light at the end of your tunnel?
I find SEX quite the pleasant diversion. Come on folks, spill (yes, pun intended) give me the 411 on your libidinous meanderings, they don't have to be (porno) graphic; what I'm really more concerned with is where SEX is on your hierarchy of what motivates your being. Mmmmkay?